Paparazzi take note: artcritical is recruiting. We have had it with the current guy: he is simply no Bill Cuningham. This is what he came up with from an afternoon’s clicking at the piers.
A big thank you to all the sartorially expressive visitors and exhibitors he snapped. But there is a limit to what a fellow can do with an iPhone, especially if he knows nothing about clothes, tends to ignore one of the sexes, suffers from the psychological disorder known as limbphomania, and is trying to look like a respectable art critic while on the prowl for art world elegance and chic.
Candidates for his position should submit one captioned photo of a glamorous visitor or exhibitor of this week’s fairs. Winning submissions and runners up will be posted, and terms negotiated. No suite at the Delano offered for the Miami fairs, alas, but we can come to an arrangement. We need your talent.
Please submit photos to email@example.com. Also, subjects: please help us with captions, names, fashion details, etc.print